A Red Indian With One Testicle (joke)

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  1. HOGGY952

    HOGGY952

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    There once was a Red Indian whose given name was "Onestone". He was so named because he had only one testicle. However, he hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

    After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

    Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until BlueBird died from exhaustion.

    The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman
    named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years.

    Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."

    Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest There he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day and made love to her all the next night. Bbut Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

    What is the moral of this story?????

    Think about it















    And the moral is -

    You can't kill two birds with one stone! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
     
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    But a bird in the hand is worth two in the 'bush'............. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
     
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    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.

    2 minutes of my life reading that, for that punchline :cry: :cry: :cry:
     
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    stone the crows!
     
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    So............ what did they call him all that time they weren't allowed to call him Onestone?




    Hitler? ;)
     
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