Cheating (joke)

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There was a husband and a wife who had a very good sex life ... at least the wife thought so. The only problem with it was that the husband always had to have the lights off when they made love. So one day the wife decides to surprise him and turns the lights on in the middle of it.

She realizes her husband is using a cucumber!

She asks him if this is what he has been using their entire marriage. He replies "Yes." She becomes angry and starts screaming at him, calling him a "stupid cheating b*stard."

He looks at her and says, "I'm the stupid cheating b*stard? Explain our 4 kids!"
 
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