Ants and Rhinocerousususus

[sooey]

I saw a rhinocerous taking a slash once in Chester zoo, it was like a fire hose and went on and on for ages.
Which brings me to the ants, imagine being some poor ant going about your business in the long grass of some African savannah when all of a sudden, whooosh. Swept away in a torrent of hot pizz.....and we think we've got it bad.

 

[45yearsagasman]

Don't get out much then?

 

[sooey]

There's always someone worse off though, the poor ant scuttling about under it's back end just as it's taking a dump would have it's day totallly ruined.

 

[Norcon]

There's a new resurgence in rhino poaching.
Soon be a zoo will be the only place you'll see them having a slash.

The vietnamese killed their last and final java rhino a couple of years ago.

Wealthy vietnamese pimps go on illegal hunting trips deep into africa with their whores tagging along and they get a snap shot of the whore alongside the dying beast as though she was the slayer.

They get a kick out of it for some reason. And think the horn has some special medicinal qualities when the truth is biting your nails would bring as much benefit if not more.
Never understand why the americans didn't just nuke those gooks both north and south.

 

[JBR]

I saw a rhinocerous taking a slash once in Chester zoo, it was like a fire hose and went on and on for ages.
Which brings me to the ants, imagine being some poor ant going about your business in the long grass of some African savannah when all of a sudden, whooosh. Swept away in a torrent of hot pizz.....and we think we've got it bad.

That's exactly what happened at Boscastle some years ago, except it was God who was having a pee.

 

[longdogs]

I saw a rhinocerous taking a slash once in Chester zoo, it was like a fire hose and went on and on for ages.
Which brings me to the ants, imagine being some poor ant going about your business in the long grass of some African savannah when all of a sudden, whooosh. Swept away in a torrent of hot pizz.....and we think we've got it bad.

How long did you stand and watch then?