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Audi Drivers

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by andy11, 22 Mar 2019.

  1. andy11

    andy11

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    Contributors to this forum are irrevocably split on almost every issue raised... Brexit, welfare, religion, recessed downlights etc; but there's one matter that I'm sure we all agree on: Audi Drivers.

    Audi Drivers eh? Why are they such plonkers?

    Overtaking, undertaking, tailgating, going through red lights, illegal number plates, illegal parking, not indicating, suddenly stopping, suddenly going, suddenly stopping dead in traffic to talk to another Audi driver coming the other way etc etc etc.

    I can't imagine that any forum members drive one of these things. A meaningful Brexit would see them all banned, crushed, driven into the sea etc.
     
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  3. mattylad

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    Maybe its a north/south thing but up north Audi drivers are not too bad these days, its the BMW ones that are the worst.
     
  4. bernardgreen

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    audi ... possibly a deritive of audacity

    a willingness to take bold risks.
    "he whistled at the sheer audacity of the plan"
    synonyms: boldness, daring, fearlessness, intrepidity, bravery, courage, courageousness, valour, valorousness, heroism, pluck, recklessness
     
  5. I find most German car drivers overall think they can do as they please.

    It's not a running joke that BMW drivers have to be reminded that indicators come with the car for nothing.



     
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  6. ban-all-sheds

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    They aren't.

    They are of above average intelligence, and the reason you witness things like that is because on spotting you they do whatever they can to get the **** away from you.
     
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  9. Ihavenojob

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    Have to agree, utter tossers.
     
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    If they are that intelligent why don't they buy Skoda's?
     
  12. I drive a Jag, which we all know are reserved for Cads, Bounders, rotters and rogues, who can be identified when not driving by their hat worn at a Jaunty angle. I say!
     
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    What pee nars you are.
     
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    Its pronounced " jaaaag"
     
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  15. Indeed and we all look like Terry Thomas or Lesley Phillips.
     
  16. JohnD

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    All?

     
  17. Looks suspiciously like an x-type or do I mean Mondeo :?:
     
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