A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.'
The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head
> in the door and asked,
'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.'
The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in
> the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?*
> The barber looked around the shop and said,
> 'About an hour and a half .'
The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said,
'Hey, Bob, do me a favour. Follow that guy and see where he goes.
He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut,
but then he doesn't ever come back.'
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop,
laughing hysterically.
> The barber asked, 'So, where does that guy go
> when he leaves?'
> Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes
and said,..........
> 'Your house!
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.'
The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head
> in the door and asked,
'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.'
The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in
> the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?*
> The barber looked around the shop and said,
> 'About an hour and a half .'
The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said,
'Hey, Bob, do me a favour. Follow that guy and see where he goes.
He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut,
but then he doesn't ever come back.'
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop,
laughing hysterically.
> The barber asked, 'So, where does that guy go
> when he leaves?'
> Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes
and said,..........
> 'Your house!
