The Haircut

[pred]

A Guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.'

The guy left.

A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'

The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.'

The guy left.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?'

The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half' .

The guy left.

The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favour , follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back'

A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?'

Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said....


'Your house'

 

[HERTS P&D]

LOL.


Andy

 

[conny]

So thats how I got caught!

 

[longdogs]

 

[securespark]

I must be the only guy in the world who doesn't get this.

 

[enyam]

Secure the guy doing the asking was obviously visiting the barber's house for other activities.

 

[conny]

Secure the guy doing the asking was obviously visiting the barber's house for other activities.

And to rub salt in, every time he popped his head around the door the barber said,

"Something for the weekend sir?"

 

[JBR]

That's how I understood it too.

My wife didn't get it either. (Make of that what you will!)