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A bloke enters a bar, sits down next to another fellow and immediately notices this chap has a very large Bic cigarette lighter.
The new guy exclaims, "Phew, great lighter...where did you get it?"
The fellow replies "Genie in a bottle - granted me a single wish."
"Great, can I try it?"
"Yes, you can do."
Excitedly, the chap rubs the bottle, poof! the genie appears. "You are granted one wish" he says.
Our fellow breaths, "I would like a million bucks!"
"Done" says the genie as he disappears.
A few minutes go by, suddenly the bar door swings open and in waddle a rake of ducks. Thousands and thousands of 'em, falling all over each other through the bar door.
"I cannot believe this," says the chap, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
The second guy, takes a deep pull at his beer, says, "Do you really think I wished for a 12" Bic?"
The new guy exclaims, "Phew, great lighter...where did you get it?"
The fellow replies "Genie in a bottle - granted me a single wish."
"Great, can I try it?"
"Yes, you can do."
Excitedly, the chap rubs the bottle, poof! the genie appears. "You are granted one wish" he says.
Our fellow breaths, "I would like a million bucks!"
"Done" says the genie as he disappears.
A few minutes go by, suddenly the bar door swings open and in waddle a rake of ducks. Thousands and thousands of 'em, falling all over each other through the bar door.
"I cannot believe this," says the chap, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
The second guy, takes a deep pull at his beer, says, "Do you really think I wished for a 12" Bic?"
