Britain's average IQ just dropped another 3 points.

[Panjandrum]

Don't rely on early morning keeping the crims away.
A couple of weeks ago, our security man drove up to the gate at 8:30, got out to unlock it, leaving the engine running.....
....You've guessed - guy jumped in, drove away, car never seen again.
So far, insurance are NOT being helpful.

 

[Thermo]

security man.....perhaps he should have known better then!