Buba is 15 years old but he's a bit retarded. One day he takes the bus to school like every day. He starts telling the bus driver: 'If my father was a stallion and my mother a merry, i would be the most beautiful foal in the world...' The busdriver, knowing that Buba misses some wiring, replies: 'yeah that's for sure buba'. Next day same thing happens. Buba tells:'If my father was a tiger an my mother was a tigress i would be the most beautiful cub in the world'. This 'ritual' goes on for months till the busdriver cant handle it anymore. After buba finishes his 'most-beautiful-in-the-world story' for the 1000th time, the busdriver asks irritated: And what if mother was a 10 dollar wh**e and your father an ugly piece of s**t? 'Well that's easy' replies Buba 'I would be a stupid busdriver' 
