Inheritance?

[Agile]

Dan found out that he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died...



He decided that he wanted a beautiful woman with whom to enjoy and share his new fortune...



One evening he went to a singles bar...



He spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen...



Her natural beauty took his breath away...



He approached her... 'My name is Dan', he said introducing himself...



'Hello... I am Mary', she replied extending her hand...



'I may look like just an ordinary man', Dan said...'But in just a week or two, my father will die and I will inherit 20 million pounds'...



Mary went home with Dan that evening...



Three days later, she became his stepmother...



Women are so much smarter than men.

 

[jefoss]

 

[JohnD]

Hee hee, I just heard about Paris Hilton's grandaddy giving 97% of his fortune to charity to cut down her inheritance.

Guess we'll be able to call her "Milton Krynes Travelodge"

 

[tim west]

lets get this into proportion it's 97% of 2.1 billion! Still a tidy sum left

 

[bernardgreen]

Guess we'll be able to call her "Milton Krynes Travelodge"

Please. Milton Keynes wouldn't appreciate that,

More appropriate would be Formula 1 Toulouse


( for those who have yet to meet a Formula 1 hotel these are automatic hotels. You stick your credit card in a hole in the wall and if there is a room available you are charged, a ticket comes out with a room number and a entry number for the keypad door lock. )

 

[tim west]

( for those who have yet to meet a Formula 1 hotel these are automatic hotels. You stick your credit card in a hole in the wall and if there is a room available you are charged, a ticket comes out with a room number and a entry number for the keypad door lock. )

What happens if there is no Vroom?

 

[bernardgreen]

You stay as tyred as you were

 

[Tim 77]

I've heard it's not very nice, in fact it's the pits.

 

[bernardgreen]

That is crewed......

 

[ColJack]

you have to sleep in the manner of an eastern european.. ( pole position.. )

 

[bernardgreen]

Isn't it head to toe in a circle...... Hungaro Ring

 

[tim west]

How very Chic..cane