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Johnmelad502

Ladies, Read Only The First Part – Men, The Rest

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!”

The woman said, “That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock.”

The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.”

So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.”

The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”

So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers, continue reading….

… … … … … …

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife

Moral of the story: Women think they’re so smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!
 
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Nice one Johnmelad502. It's reminded me of this one which is along the same lines:

A group of salesmen and engineers went off to a conference. At the station, the salesmen all bought tickets but noticed that the engineers only bought one ticket between them. :confused:

On the train, when they heard the ticket inspector coming, all the engineers crammed themselves into the toilet. "Ticket please" said the inspector. The engineers slid their single ticket out under the door, he checked it, pushed it back in and went on his way.

Verdict: Engineers are smarter than salesmen. ;)

On the return journey, the salesmen bought a single ticket between them but noticed that the engineers didn't buy any at all. :confused: :confused:

On the train, when they heard the inspector, the salesmen crammed themselves into the toilet. "Ticket please" said an engineer. The salesmen slid their single ticket out under the door. The engineers took it and crammed themselves into the toilet in the next carriage.

Verdict: Salesmen try to copy engineers' methods but aren't smart enough to understand them. :( :( :(
 
Insert "surveyors" for salesmen and you've hit the nail on the head ;) :LOL:
 
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