BUSINESS

[alanglasgowcity]

Dear Sir
I am looking to start unblocking drains as business opportunity, Has anyone any advice?

 

[Rob]

1) Learn how to unblock drains.
2) Learn how to run a business.
3) Watch the money roll in!

 

[Slugbabydotcom]

1) Learn how to unblock drains.
2) Learn how to run a business.
3) Watch the money roll in!

I'd like to add to that

1) Learn how to unblock drains.
1a) Read this
1b)Buy some quality drain rods and drain cleaning equipment
2) Learn how to run a business.
3) Watch the money roll in!
4) Stink of shi*t and don't be surprised when you get Hepatitis and Weils disease etc.

 

[solo]

Get some decent screwdrivers for lifting manhole lids. You'll need a club hammer to smash block paving out of some of them.

 

[doyle]

not bad just think todays shyte on tommorows sandwich's MMMmmm yummy.serious note youll have to get outa the habit of hand to mouth and get into the habit of gloves on for everthing.

take them dirty blackburners on telly the other years rods been down the sewer no gloves but eats butties regardless.

 

[stumpynut]

Dont bite yer nails

 

[corgiman]

Dont bite yer nails

Dont forget to learn how to do a roll up wif wet hands.

also if the drain boys in my area are owt to go on, get trousers TWO sizes too small to show off your dagenham cleveage to the best advantage

 

[Fluffster]

Make sure you are aligned to a big insurance company or one of the big boys in the yellow pages otherwise your phone will be silent and of course all the above.
Pete