I don't have a beard, and never have
I have a beard, but no interest in the funny hobby of amateur radio.
Yes, I have to agree that it's become (IMO) a rather 'funny hobby' (more-or-less an irrelevat hobby) and, although I've religiously paid my annual licence fee ever since, I've had almost no active involvement for best part of 40 years.
Back in the 60s and early 70s, things were very different. In the days before cellular phones, communication satelites and the internet, the mere ability to communicate, potentially globally and without cost, was pretty unique, and rather intriguing. I even had a two-way communication from my car, in the days when 'radio telephones' were very rare, and very expensive, and cellualt phones were not even a twinkle in anyone's eye!
Much more to the point, the great majority of equipment was home-made in those days, and a lot of us were working close to the cutting edge (at least, in civilian terms) of technology. My main interest/activity back then, in the latter half of the 60s, was the very challenging task of developing and producing semiconductor-based equipment for VHF and UHF bands - something which was essentially unheard of in civilian circles at the time. I was also involved very much in VHF 'meteor scatter' and 'moonbounce' experimentation at that time - bouncing VHF radio signals off ionised meteor trails, or the moon, in order to achieve communication distances otherwise impossible at such frequencies until satellites came along.
Once the hobby evolved largely into the use of expensive commercial bits of kit (the insides of which the users didn't understand, and certainly could not have designed and built) simply to 'communicate' in a way that consumer technologies were gradually bringing to the masses, the whole thing ceased to have attraction to me. My 'hobby'interests then shifted gradually in the direction of electronics in general and, inevitably, eventually to digital stuff and computing.
Kind Regards, John