Clank clank bash bash F****in' thing won't come off

[John M]

Trying to get Mr Immersion out.......... Its stuck as Tuebrook .....

I've currently broken a folded steel Jumbo spanner £2.20 diy shed
Broke my Chain Wrench ........ Ferkit
One of those cup style socket thingi's is as much use as a ash tray on a motor bike .....

Do I need some Moosin' big Stillsons ?

Taz been in there fer 60 yrs ...... Nay too supprisin' its stuck huh

 

[Softus]

You need a plumber, or else a new cylinder.

And I need some of whatever you're taking...

 

[JohnD]

wasnt there someone north of Watford offering a cylinder to avoid scrapping it?

 

[John M]

Balls they will be chuffed ......... Gonna lettem fix their own then ......

Mr Happy Neighbour has just checked out

 

[Softus]

John, seriously, I want some. However, I don't smoke, so can it be put in a cake?

 

[JohnD]

Induced by life experience, not chemicals.

 

[John M]

I'm like this all the time

I find theres a light hearted way of getting most things across ......

Keeping all my bad mood & anguish pent up, till my next meting with HM Customs & Excise

Ohh SSRI's Help a treat ....... It could be them I guess

 

[Softus]

Induced by life experience, not chemicals.

I meant John M - the drug-crazed one.

 

[Softus]

Induced by life experience, not chemicals.

I meant John M - the drug-crazed one.

@ John M - big Stillson's might do it. But use heat too.

 

[JohnD]

ah

but beware

"SSRIs can cause various types of sexual dysfunction such as anorgasmia, erectile dysfunction, and diminished libido"

might make you bad-tempered again.

 

[gas_man_gaz]

ive got a new cylinder i cant get rid of in me shed!

 

[Softus]

"SSRIs can cause various types of sexual dysfunction such as anorgasmia, erectile dysfunction, and diminished libido"

Still better than the alternative.

 

[John M]

ive got a new cylinder i cant get rid of in me shed!

Why >?

 

[John M]

Sexual Dysfunction .......... Is that when I get this compelling urge to "Have Relations" (A Clintionism) wiv next doors Giant Poodle ?

I like it cos it lets me call It "Rolly" off of East Enders a few Yrs ago (Good few) ...... "JM Bonks Dirty Dens Pooch" I could end up wiv my name in lights

 

[gas_man_gaz]

a muppet i work with orderd it 4a job and it wasnt needed (he thought the coil wa damaged but it just had a blocked cold feed) so i took it home n cnt get rid of it!