Contraception

[Alarm]

I was told Orange Juice was a good contraceptive. You drink it instead

 

[LastMagicBean]

Easter Eggs are a good contraception, the more you eat the more effective

I don't agree.

The Easter egg munchers are the ones with 10 kids.

 

[libby lou lou]

I heard it was widely used in Sterling................

Are you saying they're bigger up there,

 

[Ihavenojob]

Coarsely crushed sea shells are a good male contraceptive,put it in your shoe & it makes you limp.

 

[big-all]

isnt it to do with the chemical reaction making a hostile enviroments[bad acid alcoline ballance ]or maybe iron in the moss working something like the coil ??

 

[Alarm]

I heard it was widely used in Sterling................

Are you saying they're bigger up there,

Doh you missed it

Sterling...............Moss

 

[enyam]

No,is the most effective one my missus use's.

 

[LastMagicBean]

No,is the most effective one my missus use's.

You're too old for all that behaviour anyway.

 

[enyam]

No,is the most effective one my missus use's.

You're too old for all that behaviour anyway.

Not yet,but getting there.

 

[libby lou lou]

I heard it was widely used in Sterling................

Are you saying they're bigger up there,

Doh you missed it

Sterling...............Moss

I was onto sterling moss(not) butyou didn't mention speeddating nowhere.

 

[alumni]

OK would Moss work in the modern day world.? Men carrying moss with them in a carrier bag on a friday night.

Yerr, like the dibble would accept your answer when finding the bag during a stop n search.

 

[Alarm]

I was onto sterling moss(not) but you didn't mention speed dating nowhere.

Thats on the other thread..............Rant 24/7

 

[LastMagicBean]

OK would Moss work in the modern day world.? Men carrying moss with them in a carrier bag on a friday night.

Yerr, like the dibble would accept your answer when finding the bag during a stop n search.

"It's in case I get lucky officer" "Honest".
"I read it on DIYNOT"

 

[Blasphemous]

No,is the most effective one my missus use's.

You're too old for all that behaviour anyway.

That's the next line she gives him.

 

[LastMagicBean]

No,is the most effective one my missus use's.

You're too old for all that behaviour anyway.

That's the next line she gives him.

He's fast asleep by that time.