Cynical Whingers

[tim west]

Now when I was a lad snow would be up to your armpits

Small child was we?

 

[Nige F]

in t,outside toilit aar s**t war frozen before cumin aat t,ars@.

gudol days thas wat thi waar

Weel so were ours an we `ad t` evacuate us rectums wi`length o` ree bar. Then we `ad t tek frozen stools inta kitchen, mek piles o` em an use as stools @ brek`fast table an ree bar were t` missin table leg.

 

[Homesafe]

in t,outside toilit aar s**t war frozen before cumin aat t,ars@.

gudol days thas wat thi waar

Weel so were ours an we `ad t` evacuate us rectums wi`length o` ree bar. Then we `ad t tek frozen stools inta kitchen, mek piles o` em an use as stools @ brek`fast table an ree bar were t` missin table leg.

aye , nothing went t, waste backin th, day.

we ad mice, beetles(not from liverpool) and all sorts o creepi crawlies ,can't keep pet's like that naw. thi say "ooohh get it out get it out"
puffs the lot ov'm.