Dead (mobility) battery test?

[Harry Bloomfield]

Come on Harry, be serious.
Forwards 1/4 mile, home 1/4 mile.

All right, a test of range where I would not feel silly going back and forth

 

[MeldrewsMate]

...because doing doughnuts in the drive and throwing bleach under the tyres might attract the attention of Social Services.

 

[Harry Bloomfield]

...because doing doughnuts in the drive and throwing bleach under the tyres might attract the attention of Social Services.

No SS involved here