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Drinking joke

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  1. JBR

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    After the tourist had been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvley, luvley lady; can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?"
    "Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why not? You're nice-lookin', too, and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to your room?"
    When the pair returned half-an-hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?"
    "Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did for me; it was real sweet and right neighbourly, but where ah come from in Arkansas, we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink."
     
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    Chortle! :LOL:
     
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