JBR Joined 9 Jan 2007 Messages 9,329 Reaction score 1,772 Location Cheshire Country 18 Jul 2015 #1 I went up to this fat bird in the pub last night. "You're a big lass, aren't you?" I said. "Tell me something I don't know," she replied with a tear in her eye. "Salad tastes nice."
I went up to this fat bird in the pub last night. "You're a big lass, aren't you?" I said. "Tell me something I don't know," she replied with a tear in her eye. "Salad tastes nice."
misterhelpful Joined 19 Feb 2011 Messages 3,211 Reaction score 546 Location Ohio (formerly Mid Glamorgan) Country 18 Jul 2015 #2 Called Autoglass to ask their advice because I had a chip on my windscreen. 'Go park outside your local Weight Watchers class. Those fatties will soon polish it off for you!' came the reply.
Called Autoglass to ask their advice because I had a chip on my windscreen. 'Go park outside your local Weight Watchers class. Those fatties will soon polish it off for you!' came the reply.