I was the subject of a racist joke !

[gasbanni]

Can you believe a Nottingham native told me this ! With the implication Yorkshire men are tight !

A Yorkshire man is on his deathbed and asks " Is my wife here ? "
" Yes she's here "
" Good, where's my son ? "
" Its ok he's here too "
"What about my daughter ? where's she ?"
"She's here too "
"All my grandchildren where are they ?"
" All your grandchildren are here too, everyone's here, there's no need to worry ! "
" Well if that's true why is the kitchen light still on ?"

He actually laughed when he told me this joke !! B'strd !

 

[Mottie]

Since when have Yorkshire men been a 'race'?




They're a different species!

 

[EddieM]

Since when have Yorkshire men been a 'race'?




They're a different species!

Too right, and don't forget it.

 

[SirGalahad]

Gods own county. Yorkshire

 

[sbgasman]

you do know that copper wire was invented by two Yorkshiremen fighting over a penny piece

 

[EddieM]

Gods own county. Yorkshire

Yep, unlike the rest of them, phone calls to god are charged at local rate.

 

[conny]

Gods own county. Yorkshire

And look at the mess he made of that!

 

[bernardgreen]

phone calls to god are charged at local rate

Do people in Yorkshire have telephones ?

 

[conny]

I believe they have a strange way of taking ecstasty (sp) tablets. They put it in their mouth next to their teeth and let it melt.
It's called "E bah gum".

 

[EddieM]

I believe they have a strange way of taking ecstasty (sp) tablets. They put it in their mouth next to their teeth and let it melt.
It's called "E bah gum".

More widely used in Lancashire

 

[EddieM]

Do people in Yorkshire have telephones ?

yes, but they don't have or need a receiver. I say what I like, and I like what ah bloody well say!

 

[ellal]

In light of recent developments, Yorkshire education authorities have decided to change the maths syllabus...

Counting backwards is now to become the official standard

 

[EddieM]

In light of recent developments, Yorkshire education authorities have decided to change the maths syllabus...

Counting backwards is now to become the official standard

Nah, York understands what 58% means.

 

[ellal]

Nah, York understands what 58% means.

Though rumour has it there are quite a few 9 fingered people 'oop thar'

 

[EddieM]

Though rumour has it there are quite a few 9 fingered people 'oop thar'

Rumour has it down south is full of wet wipes, hey ho.