Men always hear " the Rules " from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
Men are NOT mind readers.
Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
Crying is blackmail.
Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one!
Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Apple is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
If it itches, it will be scratched. ........We do that!
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying but it is just not worth the hassle.
Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Sports or Sex. (not necessarily in that order)
You have enough clothes.
You have too many shoes.
Thank you for reading this Wife. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that????? It's like camping.......
Men are NOT mind readers.
Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
Crying is blackmail.
Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one!
Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Apple is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
If it itches, it will be scratched. ........We do that!
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying but it is just not worth the hassle.
Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Sports or Sex. (not necessarily in that order)
You have enough clothes.
You have too many shoes.
Thank you for reading this Wife. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that????? It's like camping.......
