Instructions for holding a barbecue

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1. The woman goes to the supermarket.
2. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables and dessert.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the BBQ, drinking a beer.
4. The man places the meat on the BBQ.
5. The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.
6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
7. The man takes the meat off the BBQ and hands it to the woman.
8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her 'night off' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
 
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1. The woman goes to the supermarket.
2. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables and dessert.
3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the BBQ, drinking a beer.
4. The man places the meat on the BBQ.
5. The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.
6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
7. The man takes the meat off the BBQ and hands it to the woman.
8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her 'night off' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

:LOL:

You forgot the 'I have to have a beer so that I can pour a small drop over the hot coals to make the food taste better' announcement. :LOL:
 
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Instructions for attending a BBQ.

Eat well first. Don't be inclined to touch any of the muck generally on offer.
 
Instructions for attending a BBQ.

Eat well first. Don't be inclined to touch any of the muck generally on offer.

Yes, Brits don't do BBQs well. It's all economy sausages, dog meat burgers, gallons of Carling and guaranteed salmonella.

Other nations, eg Yanks, S. Africans, Aussies take pride in the job.
 
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Instructions for attending a BBQ.

Eat well first. Don't be inclined to touch any of the muck generally on offer.

Yes, Brits don't do BBQs well. It's all economy sausages, dog meat burgers, gallons of Carling and guaranteed salmonella.

Other nations, eg Yanks, S. Africans, Aussies take pride in the job.

SA mate of mine used to do a 'braai' - a whole lamb that he basted with Coca Cola. Lovely.
 
Instructions for attending a BBQ.

Eat well first. Don't be inclined to touch any of the muck generally on offer.

Yes, Brits don't do BBQs well. It's all economy sausages, dog meat burgers, gallons of Carling and guaranteed salmonella.

Other nations, eg Yanks, S. Africans, Aussies take pride in the job.

SA mate of mine used to do a 'braai' - a whole lamb that he basted with Coca Cola. Lovely.

Yes, a mate of mine is from South Africa. He is the master of the braai. He learned from an early age. Always starts with the Boerwors, which is one of my favourites.
 
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