Joke of the day.!!!

[rais4uk]

I said to my missus, "What do you want for your birthday?" She said, "Don't get f-----g lippy." I said, "right, mascara it is, then!"

 

[Mickymoody]

I could modify that joke, but it's hard....it just doesn't cut it. Not funny, a slap in the face.

 

[rais4uk]

Father and son in supermarket.
"Dad. what are these?"
"That's a 3 pack of condoms son for secondary school lads.
1 for friday night, 1 for saturday night and 1 for sunday night"
"What about the 6 pack dad?"
"Those are for university lads.
2 for friday night, 2 for saturday night and 2 for sunday night."
"Well dad. What about the 12 pack then?"
"Married men son. . . . 1 for january, 1 for february, 1 for march . . .