Joke

[Donkmeister]

Read this today, thought it wouldn't go amiss here:

Dear Mr Ross

I shagged your daughter.

Who's laughing now?

Best regards

Gary Glitter

 

[Shytalkz]

Had that from five different people on my moby the other day, so Vodafone will definitely be laughing .

 

[Estrella]

Had that from five different people on my moby the other day, so Vodafone will definitely be laughing

Same here on my 02 phone. Whilst some are funny I never forward these thinsg on because I hate the idea of the phone companies profiting from it.

 

[Blasphemous]

Had that from five different people on my moby the other day, so Vodafone will definitely be laughing

Same here on my 02 phone. Whilst some are funny I never forward these thinsg on because I hate the idea of the phone companies profiting from it.

You sound like a bundle of laughs!

 

[Estrella]

You sound like a bundle of laughs!

o2 employee by any chance ?

I have an excellent sense of humour. I'm here aren't I ?

I just don't like the thought of adding to phone companies coffers.

 

[Blasphemous]

I have an excellent sense of humour. I'm here aren't I ?

That was quite funny i'll give you that.

 

[John506]

Hehe I got that one too

 

[Softus]

I have an excellent sense of humour. I'm here aren't I ?

More to the point, you're in Clwyd, so you've done very well to have learned how to use a compu..................taah.

 

[Estrella]

More to the point, you're in Clwyd, so you've done very well to have learned how to use a compu..................taah

The critical word there is 'in' , and not 'from'. I'm a southerner who just happens to be residing up north. And for the record I'm a qualified PC Engineer ........ Although that didn't stop me accidently emptying a glass of water over my work laptop last week

 

[Donkmeister]

Smooth. When I get frustrated with my work laptop I usually throw it on the floor. Your "glass of water" subtefuge is far easier to explain to the IT department.

 

[namsag]

Got that one about ten times on friday (halloween night) along with this one .

I have painted a pair of wellies silver and left them at the front door . Bet the little fekers wont knock the door if they think gary glitter lives here.

Does not cost me any extra to forward them its called a contract