Just to beat BOB DOLE

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Im am now going to write the most boring thread ever. So boring in fact you may be comatose before the second paragraph.

What bores you? Lots of things bore me. Crown Green bowls and Esther ranson (sic) are quite probably top of my list.

Watching paint dry can be dull if the colour doesnt excite you, as can waiting for a watched kettle to boil.

David
 
When I'm looking forward to a nice mug of tea, I find the kettle quite exciting.

It's the anticipation.
 
ricicle....the use of (sic) has always puzzled me. I've been meaning to ask the same question for a while so I've just googled it. Apparently it means "thus". There's obviously more to it so I'm off to expand my literary knowledge.
 
Theres nowt like a good ghost story at this time of night does anyone want to here mi ghost story..
 
BOB D.O.L.E said:
Theres nowt like a good ghost story at this time of night does anyone want to here mi ghost story..
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Does it go BOO? heard it before :lol:
 
tim west said:
BOB D.O.L.E said:
Theres nowt like a good ghost story at this time of night does anyone want to here mi ghost story..
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Does it go BOO? heard it before :lol:
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Ok Tim i can tell your dying to here so here it is

One night i was at home alone with my older sister...and like always before we went to bed we would lock up and turn all the lights off well i was in my room and i heard my sister scream so i ran in there and she was pionting at the floor and when i looked there was nothing so i told her to stop playin around with me.

so we went to are room and she told me what she saw it was a old lady crawling passed her and she looked at her and and the old lady started laughing and when i came out there she left well i didnt believe her until...

i woke up that night and someone was knocking at the door it was a old lady with blood everywhere and she was soo pale and she looked like she was rotting from the inside out...i screamed soo hard my sister woke up and she graped me and said to tell you the truth...ireally didnt see anything crawling on the ground!

so i never so the old lady agian...but i do always hear a person laughing at me...

believe me or not!
 
WoW thats really scary! totally freaked me out, that bit about your sister graping you :shock:
 
Here,s another i have to tell yea........


Last night around 1:00am me, my girlfriend Jacky, and my brother Devin went on my roof(just to hang). As Jacky and Devin were just sitting down i went in to get something to sit on.When i came back out they were sooo scared like they'd seen a ghost. they said "you know that cat we saw down the street, it's right infront of us! The cat was just sitting on the road infront of us, just starring at us. Then it went under a van on the other side of the road (very important). Then we hid and it came out of my driveway. Then he sat back in the middle of the road again looking at us. When Jacky shined the flash light on it the eyes glowed. Behind it we saw a trees shadow look like a humugus cat.Take it from us cats are evil. So maybe it was a ghost or maybe it wasn't. **!!You decide!!**
 
I think you are onto something there BOB, cats are definitely evil, you only need to change one letter to get Rat!
 
also found this definition Answers.com

sic2 also sick (sĭk)
tr.v., sicced also sicked, sic·cing sick·ing, sics sicks.
1.To set upon; attack.
2.To urge or incite to hostile action; set: sicced the dogs on the intruders.
 
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