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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says.
A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a Kitty-cat who stuttered,' she Volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
'Well,' she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler from next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped the fence into our yard!'
'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My Kitty arched his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... before he could finish saying 'F**k', the Rottweiler ate him.
A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a Kitty-cat who stuttered,' she Volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
'Well,' she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler from next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped the fence into our yard!'
'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My Kitty arched his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... before he could finish saying 'F**k', the Rottweiler ate him.
