Latest Keston boiler stolen!

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Keston have made a new boiler but it has been stolen from outside their works.

Any who has experience of Kestons will probably find this hilarious!

A spokesperson for Keston, said:

"The prototype was stolen before we could take photographs for advertising and we have had to delay the boiler's launch, which was scheduled for January.”

The spokesperson adds:

“Thieves beware! While this boiler may look good, it was only a prototype and not a fully working version, so if the villains try to install the Q37, it is likely that it won’t work as well as it should.

If two dubious looking characters try to sell you a good-looking Keston, approach with caution
, as in this instance beauty is only skin-deep.”


The reality is that anyone knowing anything about Kestons will tell the thieves that they have wasted their time!
 
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Keston have made a new boiler but it has been stolen from outside their works.

Any who has experience of Kestons will probably find this hilarious!

A spokesperson for Keston, said:

"The prototype was stolen before we could take photographs for advertising and we have had to delay the boiler's launch, which was scheduled for January.”

The spokesperson adds:

“Thieves beware! While this boiler may look good, it was only a prototype and not a fully working version, so if the villains try to install the Q37, it is likely that it won’t work as well as it should.

If two dubious looking characters try to sell you a good-looking Keston, approach with caution
, as in this instance beauty is only skin-deep.”


The reality is that anyone knowing anything about Kestons will tell the thieves that they have wasted their time!

I dont understand the reason you have made certain text "Bold" care to explain yourself?
 
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Keston have made a new boiler but it has been stolen from outside their works.

Any who has experience of Kestons will probably find this hilarious!

A spokesperson for Keston, said:

"The prototype was stolen before we could take photographs for advertising and we have had to delay the boiler's launch, which was scheduled for January.”

The spokesperson adds:

“Thieves beware! While this boiler may look good, it was only a prototype and not a fully working version, so if the villains try to install the Q37, it is likely that it won’t work as well as it should.

If two dubious looking characters try to sell you a good-looking Keston, approach with caution
, as in this instance beauty is only skin-deep.”


The reality is that anyone knowing anything about Kestons will tell the thieves that they have wasted their time!

I dont understand the reason you have made certain text "Bold" care to explain yourself?
Made it easier for me to read :idea:
 
Well, if someone sells it to you, at least you can be sure it is already 'hot'.

Maybe they were only going to make just the one anyway.

Might be industrial espionage...they were trying to nick an iPad but had to settle for the Keston...
 
you guys heard anything about the Q37, specs etc? im willing to share if your willing to listen
 
If its up to Keston's usual standards then surely the only hot water the thieves will get is when the law catch up with them? ;)
 
Plain iron case ready to rust!

It always surprised me that they did not put a drain hole in the bottom of the boilers so that when they leaked they did not fill the case up with water and take out the fan ( £400 ! ).

Tony
 
to be honest keston are in the same hole as ideal. you had your chance and you blow it... are you not part of the same company?
 

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