LITTLE LUKE STRIKES AGAIN !! joke

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LITTLE LUKE STRIKES AGAIN !!
The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.


Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we
all saw his pet sheep.. It was fascinating.'


The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not
fascinating'.


Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.'
The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word
'fascinate.'


Little LUKE raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by
Little LUKE before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

LUKE said, 'My aunt has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can
only fasten eight.'


The teacher sat down and cried.
 
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