misheard lyrics

[Diane2]

to change the subject.......

most misheard lyrics that you sing a long to.......

mines in Queens Killer Queen............

Shes a Killer Queen....gunpowder and cheddar cheese.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMz-wi50ACU

 

[Diane2]

Abba......mama mia....



yes ive been broken hearted....................blue since the day you farted......

 

[1john]

I once knew a lady from Finland who thought the lyric from the song bleeding love which goes "I keep bleeding" was "I keep breeding" !!

 

[sooey]

I knew a chinese girl who thought that too.

 

[conny]

Theme from Titanic;


Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the hot dogs go on.......

 

[Diane2]

thought you was going to give us a limerick there John......

i once knew a woman from Finland
who...... to be continued.....

 

[1john]

I cannot think of anything to rhyme with Finland so the limerick is off the menu I'm afraid.

 

[sooey]

I'll give you the second line

I once knew a woman from Finland,
who liked to take sailor boys in land.

 

[1john]

Id like to but it's late and i'm unable to multi task, i am having enough trouble trying to explain to someone that when you mix black and white together you dont get black and white!!

Feel free to continue!

The misses thought the lyrics to club tropicana were "club tropicana, feel the breeze" which I still sing to her when appropriate.

 

[Diane2]

I'll give you the second line

I once knew a woman from Finland,
who liked to take sailor boys in land.

typo.....in hand


she said with a smile
ill pull hard for a while.......

to be continued.....

 

[conny]

I once knew a woman from Finland,
who liked to take sailor boys in land.
She'd brush them all down,
then slip off her gown.........

 

[sooey]

she said with a smile
ill pull hard for a while.......

But I won't work a whole week in hand.

 

[Nige F]

`Scuse me while I kiss this guy Blinded by the light , wrapped up like a douche , an aroma in the night I lit a fart in Fat Sam`s Disco

 

[joe-90]

For years I thought :


"Forever in blue jeans".

Was, "The reverend blue jeans."

 

[Nige F]

For years I thought :


"Forever in blue jeans".

Was, "The reverend blue jeans."

How could he be a rev. with a name like Levi - oy vey