More junk through the letterbox

[Steve]

Just had this through. I shall type it out, letter for letter. It was printed badly on a little A6 piece of white paper using an inkjet printer with blocked heads.

,,GT" Painting and decorating
....................Company

Services:
-interior and exterior works
-proeprty maintenance
-painting of all surfaces
-repainting of houses and buildings
-restorations
-paper hanging
-specialist performance coatings
-cornices and coving
-window and door repairs
-render repairs
-guttering repairs
-electrical repairs
-pointing
-glazing
-moulding
-plumbing and heating
-tiling
-plastering etc
Thomas Wronski Tel. no. 07......
e-mail: t ommy***@******.pl
Gregor Kotynski Tel. no. 07.....
e-mail: g.kotynski:**.pl
Adress: ** Wormsworth Road,Doncaster, DN4 0RP



Anyone fancy giving them a go?

Wonder if they've heard of Part Pski, or even LABCski for that matter . . .

Oh, and Wormsworth road does not exist in Doncaster. Its WARMSWORTH road. And its in the roughest part of townski.


Fair play to them trying to make a living, but I fear they will be operating without knowledge of the notification rules for certain works in this country.

 

[dextrous]

When Wronski has managed to kill or maim someone after a shoddy job, he may well become acquainted with Wormwood Scrubski

 

[Nige F]

"I met him on a Monday, and my heart stood still- Da doo wron ron- da doo wron ski"...Switched on the light and your heart Flatlined - Da doo wron dong da do ski MEDIC

 

[dextrous]

 

[ColJack]

just because someone lives in a bad area and doesn't happen to be word perfect in the native language doesn't mean that he is ignorant of the rules or a bad worker.
many of you on here manage the odd typo ( me included ) despite there being a spell checker.
he doesn't say "mayor electrical installations", it says repairs, which are not notifiable under Part P unless they are in specific areas.
likewise Plumbing and heating does not necesarily include gas work, and as such he is perfectly able to put in or move the odd radiator or bathroom sink.

wasn't there a program on a while back where they followed a british builder and a polish one and the british guy came off as overpriced and under skilled while the polish guy was great?

 

[Spark123]

Yep, and the polish worker was treat like poo by the couple he was building the extension for.

 

[lifesagasman]

i notice that Mr K. of Doncaster doesn't imitate wild animals OR bend spoons. so he's not that clever!

 

[Blasphemous]

wasn't there a program on a while back where they followed a british builder and a polish one and the british guy came off as overpriced and under skilled while the polish guy was great?

There was Col and you're right, the British 'builder' (oh how I laughed... then cried in shame!), was shockingly sh1te. The Polish guy did a canny job AND... he earned NOTHING from the job. I must add, I agree with Spark123, the guy who owned the house that the Polish guy was working on, was a total gob-sh1te. The Polish lad did well not to deck the git!

 

[imamartian]

many of you on here manage the odd typo ( me included ) despite there being a spell checker.
he doesn't say "mayor electrical installations", it says repairs,

and there was a show on tv recently where they put some of the nations "not currently working" in a field picking veg and compared them to a local eatern european countries finest importees who would poke their own eyeballs out to make ends meet. And the whole point was to run down this country again.... It was a stupid, misguided tv show and we should all stand up against unnecessary running down of this country and it's people !
(except the "not currently working" who you can run down with a steam roller for all icare !).

 

[LastMagicBean]

Just had this through. I shall type it out, letter for letter. It was printed badly on a little A6 piece of white paper using an inkjet printer with blocked heads.

Steve..........
Can I take this opportunity to say.......Don't ever leave this site.
You are without doubt the funniest poster bar none.

The grumpiness and attention to detail is pure class.........
Your post about old people in m&s a few weeks back was a classic, but I can't name them all, and there has been many.........

Long may you continue.......

 

[Homesafe]

Shouldn't you be at the Atheist gathering somewhere LAMBY celebrating er,, nothing really.

I have a spare mat for ya

 

[LastMagicBean]

Shouldn't you be at the Atheist gathering somewhere LAMBY celebrating er,, nothing really.

I have a spare mat for ya

Just got back actually...............Few beers, lovely meal and then sacrificed a few muslims in front of the fairly mediocre band.......

 

[Homesafe]

lucky ones will get straight in to 'vip place' you know the one youre not getting into

Mat's waiting still, times running out for ya

 

[LastMagicBean]

lucky ones will get straight in to 'vip place' you know the one youre not getting into

Mat's waiting still, times running out for ya

Mat can wait as long as he wants.

 

[Robotmannick]

Just had this through. I shall type it out, letter for letter. It was printed badly on a little A6 piece of white paper using an inkjet printer with blocked heads.

Steve..........
Can I take this opportunity to say.......Don't ever leave this site.
You are without doubt the funniest poster bar none.

The grumpiness and attention to detail is pure class.........
Your post about old people in m&s a few weeks back was a classic, but I can't name them all, and there has been many.........

Long may you continue.......

As a long-time reader but rare contributor, I'd like to second LMB's comment. My personal favourite of recent times was this little gem:

...
It makes me cringe when I see on telly in films or soaps etc, people announce that they are "moving to London to start a new life." What as? A vagrant?
...

Bang on the money.