No one 'wants' to be on benefits!

[Bod ...]

I’m guessing it was the £1.25 a pint for Spitfire in ‘spoons

£1.25 a pint for Spitfire in ‘spoons. You must be joking?

 

[nwgs]

Your effort was dull and beyond-predicatable. Frankly, very weak.
But, if it qualified as "humour" to you, you need to reevaluate your assessment

It got your little back up, so it did its job.

You’re very sensitive. I’ve only just noticed

 

[nwgs]

£1.25 a pint for Spitfire in ‘spoons. You must be joking?

I was in a spoons on Saturday and it still seemed cheap.

You can’t be a few pints