Notable Obituaries.

Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and go to the Pearly Gates. An angel tells them there is only room for one more person in heaven today, so a choice must be made.The angel asks Dolly for a reason she should be let in. Dolly opens her jacket and says, "Look at these—they're the most perfect creations God ever made, and it will please Him to see them for eternity."The angel thanks her and asks the Queen the same question. Queen Elizabeth quietly walks over to a toilet and pulls the lever. The angel immediately says, "Alright, Your Majesty, you may go in."Dolly is outraged and asks what just happened. The angel replies, "Sorry, Dolly, but even in heaven, a royal flush beats a pair—no matter how big they are."
 
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