One liners

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

Why take the missus to see a goat standing up?

she's kinky that way

 

[adlplumbing]

she liked it with me

 

[Space cat]

Does anybody know how to spell sexlydia?

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

is it
Adsexily

 

[thatbloke]

So people who are dyslexic are just really writing in anagrams? Clever. I love this forum , you learn something every day.

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

no they are reading in Ragamans

 

[thatbloke]

no they are reading in Ragamans

Why go to a reggae shop to read?

 

[adlplumbing]

that blolke just bit more technical than that

 

[DP]

Early to bed, early to rise, make a man sneaky and tell lies

 

[r.bartlett]

Are these Tim Vines jokes?

 

[Space cat]

Sugar and spice and all things nice; that's what little boys are made of. Girls are mostly lactic acid.