One track mind !!

[Sombrero]

Blokes eh? !! get home from the pub, had a few sherberts and have just one thing on their mind !!!

..... need a pish, and they need it now !! don't get in their way !!!

 

[Nige F]

Drink a pint - p*ss a gallon

 

[securespark]

That's one of the reasons you feel hung over in the morning. You're dehydrated.

And you're dehydrated because alcohol is a diuretic. That means it makes you excrete more liquid than the amount you drink.

The best advice to avoid this is to alternate alcoholic drinks with drinks of water to help keep you hydrated.

http://www.drinkaware.co.uk/check-t...n-the-body/why-does-alcohol-make-you-pee-more

 

[longdogs]

After a session, I used to be able to slowly walk backwards, whilst having a p, until my back was on the bathroom door, then move back again without spilling a drop.

These days I just sit down

 

[joinerjohn]

According to government guidelines, binge drinking, is when you drink more than the recommended daily limit in one session. 3-4 units for us blokes. Just had a look at the site securespark has linked to and apparently, I can drink 1, 1/2 pints of beer and that's my daily limit. In that case, I binge drink every Tuesday at darts. Fridays night and Saturday night at the club, I'm a serious binge drinker. Yet,,, whenever we see news items about "binge" drinking, they show video of drunken youths and lasses in city and town centres, sprawled all over the place, fighting, urinating, being sick, lying unconscious. I do none of this on the nights I "binge drink"

Makes you wonder, why they want to introduce minimum alcohol pricing (and no, it's not an attempt to curb drinking whatsoever)

 

[securespark]

After a session, I used to be able to slowly walk backwards, whilst having a p, until my back was on the bathroom door, then move back again without spilling a drop.

These days I just sit down

T M I ......

 

[peterperfection]

Kids suffer from drink because they start drinking while their organs (Liver etc) are still developing . It stunts the development of organs .

Same will all other organs (except one) .
I truly believe that kids need to let their bodys mature and develop whilst they are growing.
When all organs are developed and fully grown- only then can we abuse them and get away with it.

I look at people I went to school with many years ago--and all the ones who smoked, drank and sat on their backsides at break times--these days are dead or look like old men and are wheezing, puffing and panting etc.
I was different- and now- am as fit as a butchers dog--Tall,good looking -as horny as a dog on heat and drink like a fish.
Next year- when I am 30 I hope to continue doing the same .

 

[Whitespirit66]

Blokes eh? !! get home from the pub, had a few sherberts and have just one thing on their mind !!!

..... need a pish, and they need it now !! don't get in their way !!!

If it's engaged, there's always the kitchen sink!

 

[gregers]

or out the back door into the garden,well if its good enough for the dog........

 

[securespark]

Kids suffer from drink because they start drinking while their organs (Liver etc) are still developing . It stunts the development of organs .

Same will all other organs (except one) .
I truly believe that kids need to let their bodys mature and develop whilst they are growing.
When all organs are developed and fully grown- only then can we abuse them and get away with it.

I look at people I went to school with many years ago--and all the ones who smoked, drank and sat on their backsides at break times--these days are dead or look like old men and are wheezing, puffing and panting etc.
I was different- and now- am as fit as a butchers dog--Tall,good looking -as horny as a dog on heat and drink like a fish.

Next year- when I am 30 I hope to continue doing the same .

Trust me, it'll come back and bite you on your arse in your 40's or 50's.

 

[mattylad]

I binge drink on saturday nights, if I go for it big style I might get through 2 whole cans.