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Continuing my reminiscing...
Have you ever done what you thought would be a really funny prank in front of a load of mates, only for it to go horribly wrong and your mates just cannot help you because they're falling about, helpless with laughter?
I remember late one night at school (I was a boarder) a guy decided to start a farting competition. Then someone thought it would be funny to introduce a lighter into the equation.
This one guy decided to rip off his keks. With his arse in the air and his feet over his head, this guy ignited his flatulence.
A huge flame erupted from his back passage, accompanied by blood-curdling screams. We were all peeing ourselves and could not see for crying, but the poor lad was carted off (the housemaster came in to see what the fuss was) to hospital.
Turned out they treated him for third degree burns to his rectum...
Have you ever done what you thought would be a really funny prank in front of a load of mates, only for it to go horribly wrong and your mates just cannot help you because they're falling about, helpless with laughter?
I remember late one night at school (I was a boarder) a guy decided to start a farting competition. Then someone thought it would be funny to introduce a lighter into the equation.
This one guy decided to rip off his keks. With his arse in the air and his feet over his head, this guy ignited his flatulence.
A huge flame erupted from his back passage, accompanied by blood-curdling screams. We were all peeing ourselves and could not see for crying, but the poor lad was carted off (the housemaster came in to see what the fuss was) to hospital.
Turned out they treated him for third degree burns to his rectum...