Predictions for 2026

[ReganAndCarter]

With my tenna?

Two hopes of that, and one of those is Bob.

 

[ReganAndCarter]

You underestimate me.
I've already got several sleeper accounts on the go.

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NURSE!!!!

 

[Ivor Windybottom]

Starmer will be challenged by mutiny, will refuse to quit and will threaten to call a general election unless they all get back in their boxes. They'll refuse and they'll find out he's nutty enough to do it. Labour will get 0.003% of the vote. All socialists in the world will do the honorable thing by packing themselves onto a rocket so they can be shot off into outer space, shouting "sorry everyone" as they head into certain oblivion.

 

[Notch7]

Starmer will be challenged by mutiny, will refuse to quit and will threaten to call a general election unless they all get back in their boxes. They'll refuse and they'll find out he's nutty enough to do it. Labour will get 0.003% of the vote. All socialists in the world will do the honorable thing by packing themselves onto a rocket so they can be shot off into outer space, shouting "sorry everyone" as they head into certain oblivion.

I predict Ivor will learn absolutely nothing in 2026

Just like 2025 and every year previous.

 

[foxhole]

Greenland the new Crimea?

 

[noseall]

Starmer will be challenged by mutiny, will refuse to quit and will threaten to call a general election unless they all get back in their boxes. They'll refuse and they'll find out he's nutty enough to do it. Labour will get 0.003% of the vote. All socialists in the world will do the honorable thing by packing themselves onto a rocket so they can be shot off into outer space, shouting "sorry everyone" as they head into certain oblivion.

You really are a bitter old man.

 

[Mottie]

Who will he cheer for?

Who do you cheer for John, if you’re not too embarrassed to say?

 

[Highway Man]

5) Wes Streeting and Rachel Reaves will become one entity, they already share the same annoying voice.

and oddly enough the same looks. I can't tell them apart

 

[carmanmemoranda]

I predict Ivor will learn absolutely nothing in 2026

Just like 2025 and every year previous.

Most likely to be the most accurate prediction of them all

 

[carmanmemoranda]

Greenland the new Crimea?

Scary times if that's even a possibility.

But some can't see that

 

[carmanmemoranda]

You really are a bitter old man.

Apparently it's the lefties who are angry and bitter.

And woke, at the same time

 

[Ivor Windybottom]

You really are a bitter old man.

Freudian stuff!

 

[pete01]

So you can go running off to 'spoons? No chance! I'd rather give it to a deserving cause.

Ey?

 

[pete01]

 

[motorbiking]

Who do you cheer for John, if you’re not too embarrassed to say?

He’ll tell you after they win and then claim he predicted it