Read this proper funny......

[huddsspread]

Yesterday i wasn't working, but where i was i thought id deliver a few of my leaflets, so nipped round for an hour.......

So i was actually in my cellar cleaning my mixer ( tut tut yes i let it build up ) and the phone rang and this is the conversation....


hi mate you put a leaflet through my door earlier...

right ok what can i do for you?

Well i was wondering if you had any work for a plasterers labourer?

Thanks for asking but i have s.....

I can chuck it up the walls as well mate

I have a labourer i use but i usually work alone, but thanks for asking though

Well i can do it all, i used to work for mb plastering in huddersfield, i'm one of the best plasterers around you must have heard of me?

Err. no, whats your name?

Mark.

No i haven't heard of you sorry.

Well if you change your mind mate, ill work for £30 cash in a hand a day, as i say im one of the best plasterers around, ask anyone, and ill do anything for £30 a day, mix up, put it on walls owt.

No sorry mate ive got someone but thanks for asking...

Right ok, but i am honstly one of the best plasterers around mate, you ask people.

Ok then i will.

No problem mate bye.....

 

[joe-90]

Don't laugh - that'll be you in a couple of years.

 

[huddsspread]

i doubt it, i would retire before then. or just go on the sick and get benefits, seems easier than my job..

 

[joe-90]

That's what he's doing and that's what I mean.

 

[dmplastering]

He can come work for me for £30 a shift!!!

 

[huddsspread]

you must know him already? you know mark, one of the best plasterers around...

 

[dmplastering]

Theres only one plasterer called mark from huddersfield and he is SUPERB. Can do 4 gauges before 10am seemenly...

 

[huddsspread]

i have his phone number if anyone wants it...

 

[dmplastering]

I heard when trowling in, he has a trowel in each hand for extra quickness