swine took my wrench

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your all plumbers, what can i do about a theiving ******* who walked off wit my best mole wrench, i got him round to do a plumbing job and whn hed gone so had this rench it was nearly new and cost a load. i know hes got it, it was their 1 day and gone the next, but when i phoned him he flatly deneid it. the *******, what else can i do.
 
Buy a new one .Chinese, from the market :lol: :lol: You only used it for preverted sexual practices,anyway BDSM :shock: :wink: :lol:
 
Lost a digi manometer that way. The teenage kid took it while I went to the van. He'll probably blow into it and wreck it.

Also a small stepladder a year back. Drove off without it, went back next day and they'd never seen it.
 
Well, to redress the balance a little, carpet fitters nicked my Hammer, landscape gardener nicked my wheelbarrow and hacksaw (and di d a sh**e job as well). Can't really complain about the barrow though, 'cos previos builder left it behind!
 
Here's one to restore a bit of balance. I went to a plumbing job in a shared loft (3 flats) in the middle of Summer two years ago. Too hot and tired to remember to pick-up my gland pliers and two 12" Bahco shifters from the loft, forgot all about them until I noticed them missing a few days later. Couldn't remember where I'd left them and considered them lost.
Two years later the same customer called me back to another loft job, noticed she'd had a new bathroom fitted in my absence so the other plumber had obviously been up to the loft. I found my tools exactly where I'd left them by the hatch......a nice feeling.

Equally I used to lose Maglight AA torches on a regular basis, leaving them in lofts, etc., until one day I had to "borrow" my daughter's pink Barbie torch. I still have it 2 years later; I still leave it in lofts but now I get the customers ringing me up to remind me to pick it up next time I'm passing :roll:
 
No good, fellas, the cnt is now trying to tell me i nicked a pair of his clamps!!!!
 
You wont believe this. the tap he fitted ( garden tap on house wall) blew off & has been gushing water all day thro a window the missus left adjar. Lounge like a swimming pool and hifi totally buggad. WHAT CAN I DO!! Phoned him and he had the NERVE to rant on that I nicked his clamps!!!!!!!!!!! and said I must have kn ocked the tap off. TOTAL BOLLOKS
 
First and foremost, I'd turn the water off! Failing that, close the window. Then fix the tap, then buy a new set of mole grips, go round his house, and see just how tightly they can clamp his nads!
 

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