The Bath tub test.

[gasbanni]

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old-age home?"

"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?"

 

[Whitespirit66]

This one should go in an 'old jokes home'.

 

[Mikefromlondon]

LOL! thats like saying what would a normal person do when he smells gas, answer run like a **** and call the emergency! but an older person with years of experience will simply get his pipe wrench and tighten the ****in nut!