The Bell hotel. Looks like it’s set a precedent.

[SPLINE]

Self-deportations are the only ones that can ever work.

 

[Highway Man]

Self-deportations are the only ones that can ever work.

Apparently if they leave voluntary they get a £2k pre paid credit card to go home.

 

[pete01]

Apparently if they leave voluntary they get a £2k pre paid credit card to go home.

I'd do that, where would I go?

 

[Highway Man]

I'd do that, where would I go?

Just go home?

 

[pete01]

Just go home?

Im already at home

 

[Highway Man]

Im already at home

that is 2k in your pocket, win, win.

 

[pete01]

that is 2k in your pocket, win, win.

I cant even get a tenna

 

[Charlie George]

Just come to my home?

What a gent

 

[Highway Man]

I'd do that, where would I go?

I am applying tomorrow, it seems a good deal to me

 

[Highway Man]

What a gent

OMG no I never said that at all. OMG

 

[SPLINE]

HWM and Pete, you are getting the hang of this scamming the taxpayer business, hope you put your 2Ks to good use!

Have you tried the "carer" scam? Everyone is at it. Pete claims to be HWM's carer, and then HWM claims for being, I don't know, Blup's carer. Everyone then gets £80 a week for nothing! Celebrate by going to Lidl for the cans of 6% scrumpy.

 

[pete01]

HWM and Pete, you are getting the hang of this scamming the taxpayer business, hope you put your 2Ks to good use!

Have you tried the "carer" scam? Everyone is at it. Pete claims to be HWM's carer, and then HWM claims for being, I don't know, Blup's carer. Everyone then gets £80 a week for nothing! Celebrate by going to Lidl for the cans of 6% scrumpy.

I don't claim to be, I am his carer

 

[Highway Man]

HWM and Pete, you are getting the hang of this scamming the taxpayer business, hope you put your 2Ks to good use!

Have you tried the "carer" scam? Everyone is at it. Pete claims to be HWM's carer, and then HWM claims for being, I don't know, Blup's carer. Everyone then gets £80 a week for nothing! Celebrate by going to Lidl for the cans of 6% scrumpy.

OMG that is fantastic, to be fair it would look more believable if I claim to be @pete01 carer.

 

[Highway Man]

I don't claim to be, I am his carer

Where is my money then?

 

[pete01]

Where is my money then?

I get the money ya plank