The joke thread.

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They are improving. Keep up the good work.

 

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What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme. - credits to Dorothy Parker.

 

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Unfortunately for agoraphobics the cure is just around the corner

Indian guy goes to his doctor and tells him that when in large open spaces, he feels really nervous when he sees white people. The doctor placated him by telling him that he is a-gora-phobic... yeah, if you don't understand that gora is a hindi word for white people, it really doesn't work. Thus far only one person has laughed when I told them the joke.

Meh, I made the joke up whilst walking over Hammersmith Bridge... I thought it funny...

 

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The bartender said “we don’t serve time travelers in here!”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

 

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