A young couple, on the brink of divorce, visits a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife, "What's the problem?" She responds, "My husband suffers from premature ejaculation." The counsellor turns to her husband and inquires, "Is that true?" The husband replies, "Well not exactly, she's the one that suffers, not me."
so this guy walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch. the bartender asks "what's that?", the guy says "arrgh, i dont know, but it's drivin' me nuts
Everytime Come Dancing is on an advert, i try and think of a Logo/picture for the show, this has been in my head for donkeys, two condoms, full of bob munk doin a dance, what dance would that be.?