A Doctors Convention

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At a doctor's convention, during a weekend, a male doctor invites a female doctor to dinner on the Saturday night which she accepts.

They sit down and order and as they are about to start eating she excuses herself to wash her hands. She returns and they finish their meal.

He then invites har back to his room for 'drinks' which she again accepts.
They get on very well and 'one thing leads to another' and they move on to the bed. As things begin to hot up she excuses herself to wash her hands.
When she returns they make love and afterwards she again excuses herself to wash her hands.

He turns to her and says, "You're a surgeon aren't you".
"Yes", she says, "how did you guess".

"Well you're always washing your hands", he replies.
She laughs and says, "and you're an anethesist aren't you".
"YES", he says. "How on earth did you know that"
With a wry look she says, "I never felt a thing!!". :LOL: :LOL:
 
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:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
Or he was too busy and was waiting to see how big the hole was for the foundations
 
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