This is a youtube clip of a couple of builders who are really funny! Builders will appreciate this

[george75]

 

[Ian H]

I know exactly what they mean.

Customer - 'Can you rip up my tarmac drive while you have a diggger here?'

Me - 'No, I'm using the digger to fix the drain under your lawn'

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Customer - 'Could you just add a stop tap to that 32mm pipe?'

Me - 'Yes, have you got one?'

Customer 'Er, no, don't you have loads in your van?'

Me - 'Er, no, don't you have a kettle in your house?'

 

[george75]

That's funny

 

[John D v2.0]

Ian h, they could at least prefix with "how much extra to..."