This is what belief systems can do to you in your formative years.

[nauseous]

Eh, God delegating?

Those useless middle managers get everywhere...Hmmm, does the position come with a company car?

A company space ship probably. Reporting to God from trillions of light years away must throw up a few problems.

 

[handyjack]

A company space ship probably. Reporting to God from trillions of light years away must throw up a few problems.

No travel involved, God is everywhere!

 

[nauseous]

A company space ship probably. Reporting to God from trillions of light years away must throw up a few problems.

No travel involved, God is everywhere!

You've your own God here on DIYnot. He knows everything apparently, and his word is final.