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longdogs
Ok, so this is an old one but it's one of my favourites so I Have to repeat it every so often:
Two tramps walking down the road.
Tramp one asks tramp two 'Have you sh*t yourself?'
'No I havn't' he says
So they walk on a bit further and tramp one can really smell sh*t
'Are you sure you havn't sh*t yourself?' he asks again
'No I bl**dy havn't' says tramp two, starting to get annoyed
So they walk on even further and tramp one says:
'Look, I can really smell sh*t and I think it's you. Take your trousers and pants off and prove to me that you havn't'
So tramp two pulls down his strides and there is sh*t everywhere. it's literally oozing out of his underpants and running down his legs.
'You lying b****d' says tramp one, 'I knew it, I knew you had sh*t yourself, your pants are full of it'
'Oh that' says tramp two. 'That was already in there when I found them.'
Two tramps walking down the road.
Tramp one asks tramp two 'Have you sh*t yourself?'
'No I havn't' he says
So they walk on a bit further and tramp one can really smell sh*t
'Are you sure you havn't sh*t yourself?' he asks again
'No I bl**dy havn't' says tramp two, starting to get annoyed
So they walk on even further and tramp one says:
'Look, I can really smell sh*t and I think it's you. Take your trousers and pants off and prove to me that you havn't'
So tramp two pulls down his strides and there is sh*t everywhere. it's literally oozing out of his underpants and running down his legs.
'You lying b****d' says tramp one, 'I knew it, I knew you had sh*t yourself, your pants are full of it'
'Oh that' says tramp two. 'That was already in there when I found them.'
