(up to) £40k golden goodbye for asylum seekers.

[King Billy]

Why do you think it costs £15k to travel across Europe?

Dinghy to Spain, then just a bunch of cheap train and bus fares, then jump on another dinghy in France. I reckon £2k would cover it, assuming you're sleeping in a tent, under bridges or whatever.

You insist on displaying your lack of intelligence.

The journey for a people smuggler to go from Sudan to the UK can take a long and variable amount of time, typically ranging from several months to two to three years.

I wonder if they have the intellectual ability to know the difference between total ignorance and intentional false information.

 

[pete01]

Bill see post 88

 

[King Billy]

They do it now with no money, Think on...

How do you cross the Mediterranean and the Channel with no money?

 

[King Billy]

. This is what @motorbiking must feel like every time we have a discussion.

And HWM

 

[King Billy]

Meanwhile whilst we are dishing out 40k to those who shouldnt be here in the first place, poor old Mary cannot afford to put her heating on.

It's up to £10,000, Up to £40,000 for a family of 4.

 

[King Billy]

Get to bed Bill

Wake up, Pete. See what woke is like.

 

[SPLINE]

Yawn, this is really not worth discussing, it's just another deportation plan that won't actually deport anyone.

My deportation plan outlines how to get rid of 'em. For those idiots who want to give them £40,000 or £10,000 or whatever, see point 3 (stop giving them money).

Thread 'Deportation, or as some say - Remigration.'

24 Jan 2026

None of our government's deportatation methods actually involve deporting anybody, it's all just a big con trick. Some time ago I posted my own plan, and here it is again. These are the things that a patriotic goverment should be doing...


1. Decide who is to be deported - I'd say all those who have come here since Blair.
2. Declare an emergency, all normal rules suspended, martial law etc in force. Any dissenters, immigration lawyers and campaigners, protesters, ugly women with blue hair and other left-wing types locked up for the duration.
3. Stop all payments of public money and...

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[Odds]

Wake up, Pete. See what woke is like.

 

[Highway Man]

Another that does not understand reality.

Why do eejits claim to understand reality then illustrate that they don't?

So on this basis then, the argument for these people fleeing a war and being genuine assylum seekers is absolute rubbish then. It is a planned journey being paid for to illegal gangs before they flee anywhere. 'Thought so.

 

[Highway Man]

How do you cross the Mediterranean and the Channel with no money?

I am not reveealing my secrets

 

[Koolpc]

Apparently not. You've just, 10 minutes ago, suggested that UK act illegally, immorally and inhumanely.
But there again, you are a dog, so you wouldn't know how to act humanely.

Woof!

 

[Koolpc]

I am not reveealing my secrets

Don't you own an underwater cherry picker sub?

 

[King Billy]

So on this basis then, the argument for these people fleeing a war and being genuine assylum seekers is absolute rubbish then.

Fleeing a war zone is not the only reason for applying for asylum.

It is a planned journey being paid for to illegal gangs before they flee anywhere. '

Of course asylum seekers plan their next move. Did you think there's a bus stop on the corner where they can wait for the next people smuggler to come along?

 

[King Billy]

I am not reveealing my secrets

It's no secret that you're talking nonsense.

 

[Highway Man]

Don't you own an underwater cherry picker sub?

Exactly