What Makes A Woman Happy(joke)
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How to make a woman happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:-
1 A friend
2 A companion
3 A lover
4 A brother
5 A father
6 A master
7 A chef
8 An electrician
9 A carpenter
10 A plumber
11 A mechanic
12 A decorator
13 A stylist
14 A sexologist
15 A gynaecologist
16 A psychologist
17 A pest exterminator
18 A psychiatrist
19 A healer
20 A good listener
21 An organiser
22 A good father
23 Very clean
24 Sympathetic
25 Athletic
26 Warm
27 Attentive
28 Gallant
29 Intelligent
30 Funny
31 Creative
32 Tender
33 Strong
34 Understanding
35 Tolerant
36 Prudent
37 Ambitious
38 Capable
39 Courageous
40 Determined
41 True
42 Dependable
43 Passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44 Give her compliments regularly
45 Love shopping
46 Be honest
47 Be very rich
48 Not stress her out
49 Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
49 Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
50 Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
51 Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
52 Never to forget: Birthdays
53 Anniversaries
54 Arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1 Sh*g him
2 Bring him beer
3 Leave him in peace
It's not difficult to make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:-
1 A friend
2 A companion
3 A lover
4 A brother
5 A father
6 A master
7 A chef
8 An electrician
9 A carpenter
10 A plumber
11 A mechanic
12 A decorator
13 A stylist
14 A sexologist
15 A gynaecologist
16 A psychologist
17 A pest exterminator
18 A psychiatrist
19 A healer
20 A good listener
21 An organiser
22 A good father
23 Very clean
24 Sympathetic
25 Athletic
26 Warm
27 Attentive
28 Gallant
29 Intelligent
30 Funny
31 Creative
32 Tender
33 Strong
34 Understanding
35 Tolerant
36 Prudent
37 Ambitious
38 Capable
39 Courageous
40 Determined
41 True
42 Dependable
43 Passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44 Give her compliments regularly
45 Love shopping
46 Be honest
47 Be very rich
48 Not stress her out
49 Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
49 Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
50 Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
51 Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
52 Never to forget: Birthdays
53 Anniversaries
54 Arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1 Sh*g him
2 Bring him beer
3 Leave him in peace
Karinska you understand us so wellHaven't you forgotten something PBD?
4. NEVER, under any circumstances, touch/use/move/displace or otherwise put out of reach, his TV remote control
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What makes my woman happy is:-
1. cooking
2. cleaning floors
3. washing up
4. dusting
4. tidying
5. bed making
6. window cleaning
7. gardening
8. shopping
9. and loads of other things
We've been together for 32 years and although I adore her I do get a bit annoyed when after I offer to help her she refusses to clean the car.
1. cooking
2. cleaning floors
3. washing up
4. dusting
4. tidying
5. bed making
6. window cleaning
7. gardening
8. shopping
9. and loads of other things
We've been together for 32 years and although I adore her I do get a bit annoyed when after I offer to help her she refusses to clean the car.
J
Johnmelad502
What makes my woman happy is:-
1. cooking
2. cleaning floors
3. washing up
4. dusting
4. tidying
5. bed making
6. window cleaning
7. gardening
8. shopping
9. and loads of other things
We've been together for 32 years and although I adore her I do get a bit annoyed when after I offer to help her she refusses to clean the car.
Sounds to me as if you have good taste and she doesn't.
J
Johnmelad502
JL502- yes, we do differ in our tastes in many ways. I pretend to be hard working, but really I'm a slob. Luckily she hasn't spotted that one yet
I often tell my wife that we have stayed together for so long because she has good taste and I don't.
One day she will twig what I am insinuating. Then I will be in the...
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