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[Johnboy54]

Aw, c'mon guys!
Only a sigh?
I've said I won't bare bits that you can't show on Scarborough beach.
Greased or otherwise.
No naked dancing, except after chucking out time.
Virgins?
Who needs 'em?
Not 72, anyway.
Just the bleached blonde one will do.
Or the beached blonde one.
I'm not fussy.
David?
David who?
I've been to the wall.
And mopped up after myself.
It was a pretty long session.
Guiness seems to be better than the water tablets I take.
I got enlightened.
Three shades more than a satsuma, but I think I look hot.
I've offered to go to nightscool.
And learn how to spell nightschool.
How many more hoops?
You said I was in, then I was out.
Is that what it's all about, ohhh okey okey cokey...
Then I needed a longer apprenticeship?
I did 6 years already.
You don't turn out crap like this you know without studying.
And mulling.
I may have to look at joining another cult.
The Labour Party are looking for members.
Not a threat, just stating my options.
I could always join the plumbing section, you know.
New depths and everything.
Or, I could just go to bed.
Damn that ginis.
John

 

[chessspy]

WOW!, OK you're in!

 

[Shytalkz]

You never know how far you can go, until you need to know how far you can go.

A bit of prompting, followed by application, often pushes the envelope, eh, Chess?

 

[Johnboy54]

Thank you!
Yours sincerely,
The envelope pusher.

 

[chessspy]

sorry for the delay in replying Shy,
I wasn't at the wall, rather I was in Brighton. (chess spying)
Welcome to our new member, we'll soon have as many members as that other bunch of silly cults who's religion was also started by a science fiction writer (Ron L Hubbard, who's famous quote is/was, "Writing fiction for a cent a word is ok for paying the bills, but if you want to make real money, you need to invent your own religion".)