you gotta laugh at this joke

[gregers]

Great, another Sunday.

I've been the gym and had a nice hot shower.
I've just picked up a bottle of home brew off a neighbour for this afternoon.
I've a few spliffs rolled up for the Xbox tournament with the lads.

Afterwards, I'll muck about online with some porn and gambling sites.

I love prison!

 

[imamartian]

also had a decent meal, but no washing up... spent some time with my mates watching the match this afto.... no feeling of dread of having to get up for work tomorrow.... sent a few texts to sort out a few business deals and made £10k - £15k today.
No housework to worry about.... no bills to pay.

Oh and had some great s3x in the shower this morning... banged that cute @rse until it was bleeding....

I also had a long chat with John Venables this afternoon.... most of which i'll sell to the News of the World when i get out and make another small fortune !!

Crime is the way to go....

 

[conny]

Real life eh?

You can't beat it.